Let Me Balance Your Electrolytes T-shirt
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A potassium of 2.9 rolls in and the room gets quiet in that particular way. You already know the rate, the access, the repeat draw. Somebody has to be calm about salt and water, and it might as well be you.
Perfect gift for a nephrologist, critical care physician, ICU nurse, nephrology fellowship graduation, or a med student.
Our tees are made from premium 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for the broken-in softness and vintage character of a longtime favorite. The relaxed fit feels easy without looking sloppy, while the reinforced ribbed collar is designed to keep its shape wear after wear. Finished with a soft DTG print that moves with the fabric instead of sitting on top like a thick plastic layer, it's the kind of shirt you'll keep reaching for long after the design gets its first smile.
- Relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size.
- Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized look.
- Soft, substantial ring-spun cotton with a broken-in feel.
- Reinforced ribbed collar designed to keep its shape.
- Pre-shrunk to help maintain a consistent fit.
To keep the color rich, prevent bleeding, and maintain the perfect fit:
- Wash COLD only, inside-out with like colors (seriously, step away from the hot water).
- Tumble dry on low heat, or line dry.
- Do not iron directly over the print (not that anyone has time to iron t-shirts anyway).
Every shirt is custom printed to order in the USA. 3–5 business days to produce + approximately 3–5 business days in transit.
- $4.95 U.S. shipping, FREE shipping over $75
- Tracking included with every order
We want your Good Prognosis order to arrive exactly as it should.
Something isn’t right? Email hello@good-prognosis.com within 30 days of delivery.
For people with a differential and a sense of humor.
The kind who appreciates clever over loud. Who notices the little details. Who still finds medicine fascinating. And somehow makes everyone else smile along the way.
Love your shirt, or we’ll make it right.
Ordering apparel online should feel simple. If something about your first Good Prognosis shirt isn’t what you hoped for, reach out within 30 days and we’ll help with a replacement or refund.
For most approved claims, you won’t need to send the original shirt back. Keep it, gift it to a coworker, or let it become your official laundry-day backup.
No Corporate Clichés. Just Evidence-Based Sarcasm.
Good Prognosis was created by Dr. C., a practicing pediatrician who wanted medical shirts that felt like they came from inside healthcare — not from a hospital administration committee.
Every design starts with the language, details, and shared weirdness of medicine, then gets printed on premium cotton you’ll actually want to wear.
No healthcare-hero slogans. No recycled ECG-and-coffee graphics. Just clinically fluent designs for the cool kind of nerdy.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Good things take time, and we refuse to mass-produce cheap merch. To ensure the highest quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print, your shirt is custom-printed exactly the moment you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days, and shipping takes another 3–5 days. You’ll receive a tracking link the second it ships from our U.S. facility. If you can't locate our emails, please check the spam folder.
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Ordering apparel online can be a gamble, but buying from a colleague shouldn't be. We are so confident this will become the softest, most-worn shirt in your rotation that if you don't love the fit or feel of your first order, email us within 30 days. We will refund or replace it, and you can keep the original shirt to gift to a work bestie. Zero hassle.
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No. We use premium water-based inks that bind directly to the cotton fibers. That means the design breathes with the fabric instead of feeling like a thick, sweaty plastic sticker on your chest. To protect the vintage garment-dyed color and ensure the print lasts through countless shifts, always wash in cold water and tumble dry low.
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Because every shirt is custom-printed specifically for you, production starts fast. If you need to change a size or update a shipping address, please contact us within 12 hours of placing your order. We’ll do everything we can to catch it before it hits the presses!
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Absolutely. If you’re outfitting an entire department, buying clinic staff gifts, or just getting a batch for the night shift crew, we’ve got you covered. Check out our team orders page.
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We print exclusively on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees for a relaxed, lived-in feel from day one. Order your standard unisex size for a classic, comfortable fit perfect for wearing with scrub pants, jeans or troussers. Prefer an oversized "pump cover" look for post-shift workouts? Size up 1-2 sizes.
