Team Orders

You’ve been tasked with buying apparel for the incoming intern class, the night float crew, or the department retreat. Do not waste the GME budget on stiff, scratchy cotton or cringey "Healthcare Hero" graphics.

Give your team something they actually want to wear post-call. We offer premium, heavyweight Comfort Colors® 1717 tees featuring highly specific clinical sarcasm that your colleagues will actually appreciate.

📉 The Volume Tiers

We make outfitting the floor effortless and highly affordable. The larger the order, the heavier the discount.

The "Shift Crew" (10–19 Shirts): 15% Off

Perfect for: Night float teams, small outpatient clinics, or pod mates.

The "Residency Class" (20–49 Shirts): 20% Off

Perfect for: Incoming intern gifts, chief resident purchases, and department retreats.

The "Grand Rounds" (50+ Shirts): 25% Off

Perfect for: Hospital-wide initiatives, specialty conferences, and massive staff orders.

🛒 How to Order

Simply add 10 or more shirts to your cart, and your volume discount will automatically apply at checkout. No promo codes needed.

🛡️ The Team-Sized Guarantee

Even on bulk orders, we stand by our 30-Day "Keep The Shirt" Guarantee. If the fit or print quality isn't exactly what you expected, we will make it right. No logistical nightmares, no endless return shipping loops. Just premium apparel and peace of mind.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is your return policy?

Ordering apparel online can be a gamble, but buying from a colleague shouldn't be. We are so confident this will become the softest, most-worn shirt in your rotation that if you don't love the fit or feel of your first order, email us within 30 days. We will refund or replace it, and you can keep the original shirt to gift to a work bestie. Zero risk. Zero hassle.

Do you offer discounts for department or team orders?

Absolutely. If you’re outfitting an entire department, buying clinic staff gifts, or just getting a batch for the night shift crew, we’ve got you covered. Click the "Team Orders" link in our main menu for bulk pricing options.

When will my order arrive?

Good things take time, and we refuse to mass-produce cheap merch. To ensure the highest quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print, your shirt is custom-printed exactly the moment you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days, and shipping takes another 3–5 days. You’ll receive a tracking link the second it ships from our U.S. facility.

How do the shirts fit?

We print exclusively on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees for a relaxed, lived-in feel from day one. Order your standard unisex size for a classic, comfortable fit perfect for wearing under open scrubs. Prefer an oversized "pump cover" look for post-shift workouts? Size up one size.

Will the design crack, peel, or fade?

No. We use premium water-based inks that bind directly to the cotton fibers. That means the design breathes with the fabric instead of feeling like a thick, sweaty plastic sticker on your chest. To protect the vintage garment-dyed color and ensure the print lasts through countless shifts, always wash in cold water and tumble dry low.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Because every shirt is custom-printed specifically for you, production starts fast. If you need to change a size or update a shipping address, please contact us within 12 hours of placing your order. We’ll do everything we can to catch it before it hits the presses!

Flat Rate USA shipping $4.95

Orders over $75 ship FREE.
Grab the 3-shirt bundle for your team, and the shipping is entirely on us.

Premium Quality Print

Custom printed in the USA with breathable, water-based inks that won't crack or peel.

Zero-Risk Guarantee

Love the fit and feel, or get a full refund and keep the shirt to gift to a colleague.

Physician owned

Created by clinical insiders. No corporate clichés, just accurate medical sarcasm.