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What is your return policy?
Ordering apparel online can be a gamble, but buying from a colleague shouldn't be. We are so confident this will become the softest, most-worn shirt in your rotation that if you don't love the fit or feel of your first order, email us within 30 days. We will refund or replace it, and you can keep the original shirt to gift to a work bestie. Zero risk. Zero hassle.
Do you offer discounts for department or team orders?
Absolutely. If you’re outfitting an entire department, buying clinic staff gifts, or just getting a batch for the night shift crew, we’ve got you covered. Click the "Team Orders" link in our main menu for bulk pricing options.
When will my order arrive?
Good things take time, and we refuse to mass-produce cheap merch. To ensure the highest quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print, your shirt is custom-printed exactly the moment you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days, and shipping takes another 3–5 days. You’ll receive a tracking link the second it ships from our U.S. facility.
How do the shirts fit?
We print exclusively on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees for a relaxed, lived-in feel from day one. Order your standard unisex size for a classic, comfortable fit perfect for wearing under open scrubs. Prefer an oversized "pump cover" look for post-shift workouts? Size up one size.
Will the design crack, peel, or fade?
No. We use premium water-based inks that bind directly to the cotton fibers. That means the design breathes with the fabric instead of feeling like a thick, sweaty plastic sticker on your chest. To protect the vintage garment-dyed color and ensure the print lasts through countless shifts, always wash in cold water and tumble dry low.
Can I change or cancel my order?
Because every shirt is custom-printed specifically for you, production starts fast. If you need to change a size or update a shipping address, please contact us within 12 hours of placing your order. We’ll do everything we can to catch it before it hits the presses!
Flat Rate USA shipping $4.95
Orders over $75 ship FREE.
Grab the 3-shirt bundle for your team, and the shipping is entirely on us.
Premium Quality Print
Custom printed in the USA with breathable, water-based inks that won't crack or peel.
Zero-Risk Guarantee
Love the fit and feel, or get a full refund and keep the shirt to gift to a colleague.
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Created by clinical insiders. No corporate clichés, just accurate medical sarcasm.