I love the phrase on this T‑shirt, it really represents us as doctors. I love how nice it looks, it has a pleasant smell, and the size fits me perfectly.
Mix & match any 4 shirts. Limited time only.
Pre-rounding on the smallest patients in the building while the rest of the world is still asleep. The grams matter. Every one of them.
Perfect gift for a NICU nurse, neonatologist, pediatric resident, NICU staff, pediatric residency graduation, or Nurses Week.
The Fabric
100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, 6.1 oz — a true heavyweight tee with real substance and drape, built to hold its shape wash after wash.
The Dye
Garment-dyed and soft-washed after construction, not before — the process behind that broken-in, lived-in softness right out of the bag, plus the subtle color variation that means every shirt is a one-of-one.
The Construction
Seamless body, reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder twill taping at the neck, and double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem — the details that keep the collar from stretching out and the seams from fraying, wash after wash. Topstitched rib collar holds its shape instead of going slack.
The Print
Direct-to-Garment, made to order in the USA — printed fresh for you, not pulled off a shelf of pre-made stock sitting in a warehouse.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry. No bleach, no fabric softener — basic care, long life.
Shipping
Every shirt is custom printed to order in the USA. 3–5 business days to produce + approximately 3–5 business days in transit.
Returns
Not happy with your order? No drama. Contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right. That’s our 30-day happiness guarantee.
THE ANATOMY OF THE COOL NERD
For people with a differential and a sense of humor.
The kind who appreciates clever over loud. Who notices the little details. Who still finds medicine fascinating. And somehow makes everyone else smile along the way.
No Corporate Clichés. Just Evidence-Based Sarcasm.
I'm Dr. C., a practicing pediatrician, and I started Good Prognosis because I couldn't find a medical shirt that felt like it came from inside healthcare instead of a hospital marketing committee.
I've been doing digital illustration for over 20 years so every design starts on my iPad, usually a phrase or a moment from an actual shift, sketched, redrawn, and picked apart until it's right. Then it gets printed on cotton good enough that you'd wear it even if nobody clocked the reference.
No healthcare-hero slogans. No recycled EKG-and-coffee graphics. Just clinically fluent designs, for the cool kind of nerdy.
Love your shirt, or we’ll make it right.
Ordering online shouldn’t require a differential diagnosis. If something goes wrong with your order, contact us within 30 days and we’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. Straightforward. No unnecessary workup.
Your tees are custom printed to order especially for you, right after you place an order ✨
Good things take time, and we refuse to mass-produce cheap merch.
Ordering apparel online can be a gamble, but buying from a colleague shouldn't be. We are so confident this will become the softest, most-worn shirt in your rotation that if you don't love the fit or feel of your first order, email us within 30 days. We will refund or replace it, and you can keep the original shirt to gift to a work bestie. Zero hassle.
Absolutely. If you’re outfitting an entire department, buying clinic staff gifts, or just getting a batch for the night shift crew, we’ve got you covered. Check out our team orders page.
Our tees have a relaxed, unisex fit and run true to size. Order your usual size for an easy everyday fit, size up one for a roomier oversized look, or two for a more relaxed streetwear-style fit. Not sure? Check our Fit Guide to see every size on real people with their height, weight, and usual size.